Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
by SexPistol69:) September 03, 2017
by Mr Urban March 01, 2019
Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.
by Queen C.R October 01, 2015
When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.
The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered
The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered
Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶
Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶
Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron
by Marquee Moon May 02, 2022
When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.
Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds
by PretzelBud August 07, 2021
When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016
a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.
by Jesus June 06, 2003