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Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.
by Syllogy May 1, 2020
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Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.
That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.
by jhanny November 29, 2016
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sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...
by Troll account March 15, 2019
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Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.
Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds
by PretzelBud August 7, 2021
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Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019
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Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.
by Jesus June 6, 2003
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