jive penguin

Some one who talks alot of shit and uses past injuries such as a bad back to get out of playing basketball. Much like a Jive Turkey, Jive Penguin is an acceptable word, but should be usen lightly as it is the 2nd most offensive word in english

Salsa why u gotta be a Jive Penguin

by FPAH32 March 24, 2008

The Penguin

The coolest Batman villain of all time.

The Penguin is so slick with his umbrella, that he stole my eggsak toe ones with it.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

double penguin

1. not one penguin, but two!
2. Something so insane that it can't be spoken about.

1. Man did you see that double penguin Kevin, that was insane!
2. Kevin did that crazy double penguin last night and he sure is feeling sore today.

by bigbruder January 25, 2011

Word Sauce Mc Dope Penguins

Used as a term of acknowledgement or agreement. Can be used to substitute the words "okay" or "yeah".

Grant: Meet me at the library, I'll be there soon.
Adam: Word sauce mc dope penguins.

by WhoopWhoopWhoopWhooooop June 22, 2011

penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007

Penguin Piss

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”

Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation

by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011

penguin

Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.

"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."

"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"

by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012