paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle

"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"

by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017

Pladdle

Founded along the south coast Uk in 2018 the movement was inspired by the Swiss movement 'Plogging'.

'Pladdle' or 'Pladdling' is the act of picking up litter whilst you paddle.

This can be in a boat, kayak, paddle board and any other sea vessel that requires the use of a paddle.

Today we are going for a Pladdle.

by GoPladdle July 30, 2018

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018

Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.

Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!

by Adoreizi March 14, 2020

Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.

Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.

by Ball boy August 21, 2021

paddlestomp

A paddlestomp is a fighting move most similar to a curbstomp. Unlike the curbstomp, a paddlestomp is preformed by stomping someone’s head by jumping on it with both feet.

The ambulance brought in a man with a crushed skull, he either got curbstomped or paddlestomped.

by Cokilla651 March 22, 2022

pruddle

the mindset of which an individual can understand what he is able to understand that is understandable.

Zachary: I am able to understand the crash of the stock market during black Monday

Malcolm: you’re a pruddle

by FoondarsSpawn October 4, 2022