Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

otters pocket

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused.

'she was as wet as an otters pocket'

by lee michigan July 9, 2003

Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.

Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!

by YAWA August 18, 2018

rocket in my pocket

Having an erection in your pants near the pocket.

I was afraid to talk to Carla because I had a rocket in my pocket.

by ("")(^:::^)("") January 31, 2007

pocketses

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.

"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit

by Soarel December 22, 2012

Pocket DJ

Refers to a female masturbating usually by rubbing her clitoris, or a women who masturbates frequently. The term refers to the back and forth motion of a woman's hand while rubbing her clitoris, resembling the hand motions of a DJ's when scratching.

Jim came home to find Jane was quite the Pocket DJ.

by Maxxxxxout April 8, 2015

pockets on rick ross

A type of expression used by mainly black males, that are either wealthy or stunting (not actually wealthy, and try to make it look like they are)

Rick Ross is an american rapper who can be portrayed as a rather heavy and plump man. So by this statement indicates that their pockets are fat, due to the large amount of currency/money that they are carrying.

"Ay yo, my nigga, you tryna call me poor, but these pockets on rick ross!"
"Boy, shut yo ass up, my pockets on rick ross!"

by sJaev July 12, 2017