Pornhub Exhaustion

When you watch so much porn on PornHub that your dick is about to fall off.

Colin: Dude I’ve been watching so much PornHub, I think I’m at the point of PornHub Exhaustion!!
Jacob: Don’t worry! There’s no such thing! Keep going!

by a_litteral_bean December 20, 2017

Pornhub Army

The collection of bros on Pornhub who work tirelessly to find the name, or more videos of the girl in the video.

Guy 1: Come on there has to be more than 2 videos of this girl. Pornhub Army... ASSEMBLE!
Guy 2: I believe this is her again lemmesuccsometoesdotcom

by OhYeahYeah69 April 4, 2019

Porchatio

The combination of a porch and patio connected and treated as one single outdoor space.

Party at my house tonight on my porchatio.

It’s a great day to relax on the porchatio.

by rkl755 June 4, 2020

porchose a bible

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

PornHub Flu

When a person is up all night watching PornHub. The next day they feel tired and ill.

Hey Dave fancy going for a few drinks tonight? No Mike I was watching PornHub till 4am. Think I have a case of the PornHub Flu.

by Canucksedge March 26, 2021

Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021