Popstrils 

Nostrils the size of your father's; very large, flared nostrils.

Dude, you've got wicked big popstrils...

Popstrils by MJSJ November 26, 2011

Rat popsicle 

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

Rat popsicle by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled 

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

popsicled by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011

meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.

Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

meat popsicle by Cap'n S January 29, 2006

Pumpkin Popsums 

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.

Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!

Pumpkin Popsums by A.Sztuka January 12, 2021

Jizz Popsicle 

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

Jizz Popsicle by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017

Turd Popsicle 

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg

Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.

Turd Popsicle by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020