pop a deuce

Refers to the beautiful act of dropping a huge infant sized deuce into the toilet. The phrase "pop a deuce" can only be accurate if, when the fecal pellets hit the water in the bowl of the toilet, a huge splash errupts and comes into contact with your ass. It is imperitive that your rump becomes moist with toilet water as if the terd was doing a canopener into your "pool" of toilet water. This move can only be acheived with great training... Or if you are a fat fuck.

Dude I am going to go practice my "pop a Deuce" technique.

I am so good at popping a deuce that my friends call me "POPPA DEUCE"

by DeucePopper December 20, 2006

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pop a cork

to have a hard poop, and then as soon as that ones out you have diarrhea.

To pop a cork:

It felt like i was constipated at first, then i popped a cork and it was smooth sailing from then on.

by bbq mice n bits February 3, 2012

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pop a titty

show dem boobs

"She said to pop a titty so I did it"

by Meldaddytinez April 23, 2021

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pop-a-nut sauce

Ejaculate sauce created when stimulating males nutsack. This sauce is a nutritional liquid whose consistency can range from a clear tasteless liquid to a white goooey sticky oatmeal base that tastes like salty elmers glue. The amount of sauce created when stimulating ones nutsack can range from a dribble to a ceiling painting eruption depending on when sauce was last milked out of nutsack. This sauce can be used on chicken, beef steak, pork rinds, womens faces, tits and hair, and various products that smell like seafood.

Honey is their any pop-a-nut sauce left for the holidays.

by Beach Bum Effect December 8, 2014

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