Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

Poptart

New York drugs.

“Yo homeboy get me some poptarts.”

by BAnd20 April 10, 2021

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

Poptart

Those liberal females that want to have a date with everybody they can.

Look at that girl. She is such a poptart.

by CafeConnisuer February 4, 2024

Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009

High poptart

When a women cums and goes into a man's penis and then proceeds to bite his cock off

Ethan screamed in pain after the high poptart

by Ethansucksballs May 14, 2022

poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016