Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005

pounding back a few

to drink alcohol much and quickly.

Things usually get out of hand when people start pounding back a few.

by crazylittlecat September 18, 2013

Pooning

1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.

by Piirate Sophia February 27, 2009

face pounding

SKYPE or FaceTimeing while completing the act of self-pleasure. i.e. Fingerbanging

My boyfriend just caught me face pounding his best friend...'s girlfriend.

I was face pounding my boyfriend last night while he was out of town.

by Lil' Bitski January 28, 2016

Pooning

The an alternative word to the word pooning.

GAY PEOPLE CAN POON

example of pooning

by GAY PEOPLE CAN POON February 23, 2019

poondinga

Likey dingleberries, only vaginal

by Anonymous October 6, 2003