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Poon Monsoon

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend
by Gregkickass March 3, 2021
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Poon Loon

A big ol butch bulldaggin' lezzie that's just a lunatic for the pussy!
Girl: Are you into eating snatch?
Bulldagger: Hell yeah lil momma, I'm a POON LOON!!
by Tugs1334 April 15, 2017
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Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.
She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.
by secf October 2, 2008
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Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?
by Nearchow November 23, 2011
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god poon

The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers

"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"

"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
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Daniel Poon

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
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Hot Poon

The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.
Hey Rochelle. What are you doing with that blow dryer?

I’m hot pooning! Damn coronavirus!
by Hot Poon March 12, 2020
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