Poomerang

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.

Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!

by brownsource July 10, 2017

pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017

Pooped on

Not literally being pooped on but destroyed in a fight or an argument

That dooode got pooped on

by Mulkey J January 11, 2019

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019

Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019