pooner

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Podzero42

The bot on twitch that markekraus has thankfully made that is the best invention to man kind, it’s urban on twitch (and other features that are not important) and is being used by rocksinmydryer as it is in progress when I am making this

It’s a fucking bot, you don’t need an example. It’s fucking called podzero42

by Flamingketchup November 2, 2019

Cock Porners

A place for gay people that hate breaking bad but like pop corners

"Cock Porners is just around the corner"

by Therizzlerinthesheets February 7, 2023

pooner

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.

by Wippert May 25, 2005

Ponderize

A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.

After I ponderized the scripture “My father dwelt in a tent” (1 Nephi 2:15) I decided there is no way Joseph Smith could make that crap up... has to come from heaven.

by dontgetcocky November 22, 2015

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

pooner

to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003