by keroppeace July 19, 2023

When you like someone, and is secretly plotting to get with them or around them, basically being delusional but also trying to shoot your shot
Girl: he is super cute. I'm definitely plotting on getting with him.
Other girl: oh the new kid? Definitely.
Other girl: oh the new kid? Definitely.
by sypthany smith June 28, 2024

omg Melanie has been feeding me baked goods with extra butter oil and sugar because she wanted to make me fat she did a fat plot
by Tizzyamdkizzywdastizzy July 27, 2024

plot armor is when a scriptwriter/author/anyone composing a story is clearly keeping a certain character/idea alive despite many situations where said thing would've perished given normal circumstances and logic. Normally it's because it's a main character and/or important further in the story and/or if said character is the author's favorite.
Alternatively, the term is often used in real life to refer to a person/thing that miraculously survived a situation that would otherwise prove harmful/fatal
Alternatively, the term is often used in real life to refer to a person/thing that miraculously survived a situation that would otherwise prove harmful/fatal
I was reading this book and the main character has got to have plot armor... He was in a fight against 6 guys each twice his size and he somehow won!
'Guys, I just fell down 3 flights of stairs and I'm completely fine!'
'how'd you manage that?!'
'I must have plot armor...'
'Guys, I just fell down 3 flights of stairs and I'm completely fine!'
'how'd you manage that?!'
'I must have plot armor...'
by learned_how_2_crochet_recently November 30, 2023

by I_speak_the_true February 22, 2022

A therapy plot is a variation on the "idiot plot", which is a term to describe a story "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot," and that could be quickly solved if the characters were just a bit brighter.
A therapy plot is the same kind of idea, but where the story is purely kept in motion by the fact that every character desperately needs to see a therapist.
A therapy plot is the same kind of idea, but where the story is purely kept in motion by the fact that every character desperately needs to see a therapist.
by grimsleyduco August 6, 2022

/plɒt/
noun:
A gathering of friends and acquaintances on a particular day. Can refer to an impromptu event or one that's been planned out. Plots which are particularly memorable are considered legendary and/or epic. Plural and singular forms used interchangeably.
"Yo, what's plots?" "The plot's at mine"
The term "plotter" refers to an individual engaging with plots. The "plotmaster" is the host of a particular plot, and a person who consistently hosts epic plots is the "designated plotmaster".
Verb:
The act of hanging out with a group of friends.
"You plotting tonight?" "Nah don't think I can plot"
Adjective:
A particularly fruitful and enjoyable gathering, one in which the goals of the plot have been achieved or surpassed. Always in plural form.
"Brooo, this is plots bro"
Exclamation:
Used alone to express either satisfaction with or excitement for a plot. Is also used whilst dapping another plotter up when concluding plots. Ending plots without this ritual is considered bad luck.
Example of all forms being used in conversation:
noun:
A gathering of friends and acquaintances on a particular day. Can refer to an impromptu event or one that's been planned out. Plots which are particularly memorable are considered legendary and/or epic. Plural and singular forms used interchangeably.
"Yo, what's plots?" "The plot's at mine"
The term "plotter" refers to an individual engaging with plots. The "plotmaster" is the host of a particular plot, and a person who consistently hosts epic plots is the "designated plotmaster".
Verb:
The act of hanging out with a group of friends.
"You plotting tonight?" "Nah don't think I can plot"
Adjective:
A particularly fruitful and enjoyable gathering, one in which the goals of the plot have been achieved or surpassed. Always in plural form.
"Brooo, this is plots bro"
Exclamation:
Used alone to express either satisfaction with or excitement for a plot. Is also used whilst dapping another plotter up when concluding plots. Ending plots without this ritual is considered bad luck.
Example of all forms being used in conversation:
"Yo, we plotting tonight?"
"Hell yeah, plots at Spencer's, ten plotters confirmed."
"Shiiit that's plots, shoutout to the plotmaster"
*Plots conclude*
"Thanks for the legendary plot bro, cya later."
"NP, TY for plotting, plot soon."
"Epic. Dap me up bro."
"Plots"
"Plots"
"Hell yeah, plots at Spencer's, ten plotters confirmed."
"Shiiit that's plots, shoutout to the plotmaster"
*Plots conclude*
"Thanks for the legendary plot bro, cya later."
"NP, TY for plotting, plot soon."
"Epic. Dap me up bro."
"Plots"
"Plots"
by TheGoyBoy May 25, 2024
