Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015

pipe or swipe

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!

by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

Pipe Cutter

Another name for the anus. The booty hole. The winker. The balloon knot.

I pounded her ass last night and I must say, that was one snug little pipe cutter. She was one strong clinch from pinching it right off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

pipe slinger

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!

by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

Piperazzi

Piper Reese's fandom name selected by fans of the actor, host and celebrity interviewer via Twitter in 2012! She's been using it since then on Piper's Picks TV. Also the code name for Piper Reese's TV show concept that she is working on with the Producer of Deadtime Stories on Nick and her Dad/Producer.

Hey Guyz! It's me, Piper Reese from Piper's Picks TV! Join the Piperazzi.

by adamesq October 21, 2021

douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).

Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"

by Cockzilla October 9, 2005