cell phone

a leash or locating device
My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
by Amanda June 1, 2003
mugGet the cell phonemug.

Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.
1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?
by Rankojin August 9, 2004
mugGet the Hold the phonemug.

Cell Phone

In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.
"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"

**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**

"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."
by Moshe A. December 27, 2004
mugGet the Cell Phonemug.

pay phone

Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.

Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.
My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.
by DarkDan December 23, 2003
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phone fear

A temporary moment of apprehension, anxiety or shyness that prevents someone from making a routine phone call.
A: "(casually) Could you call the restaurant?"
A: "(hesitantly) Erm... no: you call"
B: "(amused) What's the matter, got phone fear?"
A: "(angrily) No. I just don't feel like talking to them... (frustratedly) Yes okay, I have phone fear -- now *you* call... (sheepishly) please."
by thewilster October 18, 2004
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Phone Terrorist

A word used to describe someone who is notorious for bombarding people's phones with multiple texts in a short amount of time. This is also known as "blowin' up" someone's phone.
Like, oh my god, Jenny, my boyfriend is, like, such a phone terrorist. I can't go, like, five minutes without getting, like, a billion texts.
by Nutellakinesis November 28, 2015
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phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014
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