strainer pail

Someone who can not keep a secret. Even though they know it is a secret, as soon as they hear any context relating to the secret, they blurt it out.

Your grandmother is the biggest strainer pail around; don't tell her anything you don't want blurted out the first time she talks to anyone!

by Pablo Vertais June 24, 2017

Pig pails

The rolls of fat that form on an obese persons thighs between the hip and knees.

Damn girls thigh be holding some serious volume up in them pig pails

by Brogantac August 24, 2018

jake pail

hot guy
would be the best president

Vote for Jake Pail in the next upcoming 2016 election!

by zaddbruh January 15, 2022

Phucking Phailure

When the Philadelphia Phillies have everyone believing in them and all their hopes and dreams are riding on a World Series Championship…but Ben Franklin’s curse strikes again and they fall short.

That is a Phucking Phailure.

The Phillies blew 2 games in the NLCS and then were forced to go to game 7. Vegas had them as the favorites to win the World Series. They Came out flat in Game 7, at home, and lost to the Arizona Diamond Backs. The Philadelphia Phans were stunned by this Phucking Phailure and will spend the off season pleading for the Eagles to give them some hope as they crave a champion in this town.

by No Tango and no Cash October 25, 2023

snail pail

A pussy that is full of yeast !!

I was going to go down on Her , but then I caught a whiff of that snail pail

by Jax 420 February 8, 2024

Lunch-pail

Relating to or describing something earnestly childish or youthful.

She likes to play lunch-pail games on the weekend.

He has a lunch-pail attitude about teamwork.

They wear lunch-pail clothes on casual days.

by foolCanine December 29, 2025

punt the pail

to kick the bucket; die

I’m hoping to see the world before I punt the pail.

by Squeege K. March 1, 2024