Peter

A Peter is the most handsome, hot, sexy, and most amazing man in the world. He puts others before himself and is the ideal boyfriend. A Peter is a great student all around and usually has a 95 and above gpa. Peters always love their girlfriends with all their heart and is always thinking about her. A Peter is a great friend and is very trust worthy. One of Peters best traits is his killer jaw line that makes the girls go crazy. Lastly a Peter is an exceptional athlete who always trains their hardest to be the best.

Girl 1: oh my god is that peter he’s so hot
Girl 2: he’s my dream boyfriend

Everyone: we love Peter!

by Mescosdaddy February 26, 2019

Peter

Slang term for penis. (Used more prevalently in the 1960's and 70's.)

Billy's mom thought that if she referred to his penis as his "Peter", no one would know what she meant when she yelled across the room and told him to stop playing with it.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018

Peter

A person that is too smart for his own good and acts like he doesn't know anything but tells you he does
also kind of a jackass and contradicts anything you say or saw

man i hate that peter guy

yea me too he is such a peter

by acedude May 2, 2016

peter

winner, smoker , kewl , drifter , stooge

hey peter your gay isnt this kool? well yeah i had to type something here or it wont let me send. FAG

by trangaholic December 15, 2008

Peter

Peter , Most of the time a short stubby child who is very overactive but he fits in with the crowd , who is very brainy due to parents , most of the time wealthy call there child peter because it sounds 'classy'.

Me:"Have you seen that guy over there ? he's such a peter!"
Person:"yeah , he's so small!"

by XxZetroCherryxX October 15, 2013

petered

A polite way of telling someone that things are more difficult because someone got in your way. (Peter being a slang term used to refer to male genitalia; screwed)

I would have had this project done but I got petered.

by Matthew Newman October 14, 2007

A Peter

Someone who is a pathological, compulsive liar that likes to make shit up like shooting people's kneecaps off and smuggling drugs during the weekends. Whereas in reality, he's just a bald, choir boy who is insecure, probably because he has a strict mom.

Person A: I was talking to Peter last night saying he's gonna smuggle some drugs to Poland...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...

by tooHott June 9, 2019