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paris hilton complex

the personality trait in certain women/girls defined by self-absorption, thinking one is "all that", naivety, obsession with material items such as designer purses, utter indifference to the world's problems, and looking down upon anyone who doesn't fit their perfect little Hollister, Laguna Beach (or in the case of a ghetto fabulous paris hilton complex, Diddy video) outlook on life. Named for Paris Hilton, the epitome of this complex. One does not necessarily have to be rich to carry a paris hilton complex.
girl #1: "OMG who cares about the presidential election? As long as I have my iPhone, Versace handbag, and blonde-haired, blue-eyed perfect-Aryan Abercrombie & Fitch-model boyfriend, i'm in heaven!"

intelligent guy or girl: "God, what a paris hilton complex. Why don't they just send her to Iraq as a human shield for our troops?"
by Saucy #62690 January 3, 2008
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penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine
by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
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nigga penis

A nigga's penis. Therefore a nigga penis.
by Droggu May 18, 2019
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penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.
It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.
by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005
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Penis

Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019
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Penis Monkey

The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!
by Johnny Asswipe IV July 9, 2020
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Trump Penis

A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.
Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!
by konvviii February 9, 2017
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