Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

peressive

Permissive and impressive

The act of peressive indicates a degree of exhibitionism.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Permspicious

When someone has extremely curly hair that you are pretty sure is a perm, but you can't be positive.

"Your friend Becky is lookin' a little permspicious."

"No, that's not a perm. Her hair is naturally that way. "

by S-100 May 22, 2010

Periscoping

When a guy calls you into the bathroom to bring him something and you walk in on him in the bath, lounging, fully erect. Not touching himself or asking you to join, just wanting you to be in the room.

The head of his penis bobbing up and down like the periscope of a submarine.

Oh my gosh, Mark is such a creep. He asked me to bring him his phone and when I got to the bathroom he was just laying in the tub periscoping.

by Connor Downs March 28, 2016

pereshin

A world-class moron; a person who wouldn't even get 50 points on an IQ test.

How can you not understand this basic thing? You're such a pereshin.

by anangryperson May 30, 2017

Permsexual

To be attracted to anything yet not be able to gain an erection.

(Can be shortened to Perm)

Guy 1: Did you pull that hot chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.

by MagicFingerer November 19, 2017

Pergurt

When you sky dive with a pocket of noodles

My Friend got hungry so he ate all his noodles during his pergurt

by Ymca 222 December 23, 2021