Definitions by MagicFingerer
Chivs
Rapidly ages your body inside and outside. Gives you the appearance of a 40 year old sex offender with the personality of Charles Manson on bath salts.
Guy 1: Do you know why Bill looks like he's been doing a paper round since 1980?
Guy 2: Oh he was just born with the Chivs.
Guy 2: Oh he was just born with the Chivs.
Chivs by MagicFingerer December 13, 2017
Permsexual
Guy 1: Did you pull that hot chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.
Permsexual by MagicFingerer November 19, 2017