by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005
Get the speedo pedo mug.When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.
"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"
"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
by Flue December 16, 2007
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A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.
A play on the word pedophile.
A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
A play on the word pedophile.
A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.
Guy B: You know she's 15 right?
*Silence*
Guy B: Pedofail.
Guy B: You know she's 15 right?
*Silence*
Guy B: Pedofail.
by Cali Cardoza February 3, 2009
Get the Pedofail mug.1) Mom: Dinner!
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
Girl: Why?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
Girl: Why?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
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Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
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