five-percenter

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).

Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"

by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003

Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").

Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").

by bainsteven March 8, 2011

One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

Extra Cigarette Perception

When two people decide they want a cigarette at the same time.

How did you know I wanted a cigarette too? You must have Extra Cigarette Perception!

by WBB115PSU October 15, 2010

Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

by Dean December 21, 2004

one percenter

The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.

The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.

by c[B] March 12, 2004

13 Percenter

A 13 percenter is a s biker that falsely claims to be an outlaw biker, or 1%er

the other day a hells angel overheard two yahoos sporting Sons of Anarchy TV show jackets and were talking bad ass at the bar. The Hells Angel started to get up to confront the dudes at the bar when his buddy stopped him, telling him not to bother, those dicks are 13 percenters. The Hells Angel then asked what the heck is a 13 percenter. His buddy replied, a 13 percenter is the percent of bikers that falsely claim to be 1 percenters.

by USSGOBLiN April 29, 2011