Jiz-per

A man that gaslights chatbots with false information. Usually about murdering someones family.

Jiz-per was talking shit agian to the bot.

by Stern-sama May 24, 2023

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting, and edging.

Vincent can pull so many bitches, his facta per capita is 399.

by superfired March 28, 2024

Per

He is a great bowler. He does not have the power, but his accuracy is insane! Per is aka spare.

Per, more like spare

by psydestroyr( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 31, 2021

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly

Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

by wtf do I write in here bro July 26, 2024

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021