thousand per mille

1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.

<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille

by eganist July 16, 2020

per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020

Per Copita

The ratio of police(cops) in relation to the overall number of people in a particular population.

Per Copita, this festival has way too many Police.

by TBohnanza September 12, 2020

Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.

The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

She's a per

When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.

SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?

Dave: On my llama you fool!

SK: Oh she's a per!! :)

(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)

She's a per!!

Dave: When do we have to be home?

SK: We still have four hours!!

Dave: She's a per!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011

Abuse Per Spam

Like 'Pay Per Click' and 'Cost Per Click, 'Abuse Per Spam' refers to the rate of abuse one goes through because of internal spamming. Internal spamming is all about colleagues sending unwanted and unsolicited information to each other.

Gagan's Abuse Per Spam has reached the peak levels now. We need to do something!

by KSS007 August 25, 2011