Penis

a body part used to make babies.

OMFG his penis is so BIG

by ihaveasmallpenis March 22, 2009

Penis

not a vagina

Looks its batman no its a penis!!

by OmgitspenisNOitsaVAGINA May 20, 2010

Penis

something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you

by yeah May 15, 2003

Penis

1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger

That boi's got a weee penis

by Zombehs August 31, 2006

Penis

Penis: to sneeze violently

Peni: Multiple cases of a penis

"Man that was one big penis"

by Decaying_one December 28, 2005

Penis

A very fun, floppy part of the male body that is often used as a toy.

Wow, that penis is so big! I bet it will be even more fun than the last one I played with!

by Damn that's funky March 31, 2016

Penis

A mans organ that may be the only reason his girlfriend is keeping him around

His penis is really the only reason I keep him around... the sex is amazing.

by Yuki-kitsune December 19, 2015