South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 18, 2015

Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner

Maine potato packers can be fun

by Incest is the best February 27, 2019

Peaked out

When a person hits the absolute maximum potential for growth due to stress. Generally jawbones, shoulder width, height, hair color and sometimes even race suddenly changes due to stress, overeating, lack of sleep, or prolonged time having sexual intercourse.

The guy walked in the bar looking angry as hell! I swear, he looked like Dolph fucking Lundgren...He was so peaked out.

by Brandola May 31, 2014

six-packer

Noun: A butter-face who only seems attractive after a six-pack. Females of this nature can usually be found in any local dive bar.

Donnie rolled over in the morning, taken-aback by the six-packer he banged last night.

by Bangkok April 25, 2006

Fag Packed

When a gay guy is oreoed inbetween two straight guys in a truck/resturant booth/ etc.

God im glad i didn't go in that truck i would have been Fag Packed in between the two of them. Akward.

by MackDaddy617 September 2, 2009

Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

fudge packer

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.

Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!

by Droppin Knowledge September 15, 2005