Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

Pavesich

An overweight.................Nevermind this one's to easy!

Look at that guy he need's to go to the gym. He is such a Pavesich!

by Angry Pirate45 September 3, 2009

paveblow

when one recieves a blowjob while playing call of duty.

"dude, my girlfriend gave me the best paveblow last night!"

by goonmonster March 11, 2010

paedopete

a paedophile named peter who owned a bedding company.
managing director of alf stewarts rape dungeon inc.

paedopete, loves little boys. feeds them ice cream, loves playing games.

by little ice cream eater boy September 25, 2013

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Pavenvir

Pavenvir is a leader, a man with immense courage, an alpha. A man that has never thrown the first punch, a fearless being who is smart, strong and handsome. He also has a long penis that is loved by all.

Why cant you be more like Pavenvir, be more courageous.
Look at him hes amazing a true Pavenvir

by James-thraw142 September 25, 2020