bum porridge

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

porridge

Pussy, vagina

yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"

by benny d from NYC December 2, 2009

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

porridgewog

A person of scottish nationality. Due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.

Shut up you Porridgewog

by Haitch January 13, 2005

bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

Pussy Porridge

Being scared to do something or not attempting something.

Oh come on hit that jump pussy porridge!

by iiTz R Y A N iX October 4, 2010

porridge rocket

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003