Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

package

The primary male member. Usually associated with size.
aka unit , junk

Jane dumped Dick 'cause he had a small package.

by aiken October 21, 2002

Hewlett Packard

Syn: Sucks

Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.

by HP-slave October 21, 2008

Stimulus Package

A raging erection.

You want Obama to give you his stimulus package?

I split mad pussy with my huge stimulus package.

Your mom loves my stimulus package.

by Somolian Pirates We! April 24, 2009

small package

derogatory nickname for an annoying little brother, referring to his undeveloped genitalia

get the fuck out of here, small package!

by Joe December 4, 2004

pakalolo

Da kine plant grow on da leeward side da island.

Pakalolo in da kulolo brok da mout.

by Makena April 24, 2003