parketing

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.

John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.

by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

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Pabeth Flabanabba

An ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.

Person 1: "Damn, look at that Pabeth Flabanabba over there..."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."

by urmomxox April 20, 2018

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Palette-Preanser

Something you eat/drink BEFORE you take a shot (rather than after) to ease the consumption of the foul tasting alcohol. Examples include a non-centered triangular sector of a lemon right before chugging a vodka + LLB.

WOAH before you drink that shot eat this Palette-Preanser, man! I'd hate for you to not be able to down that foul tasting shot of alcohol because you didn't eat the Palette-Preanser.

by Montykins17 June 2, 2019

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