fadge packer

One who packs half bales of wool, a complete retard usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

All the staff at rotorua Mitre 10.

A vegan homosexual

"Jimmy you slacker,stop bieng a poofter and help me pack these fadges".

"I'm geting out of here,Mitre 10 is full of fadge packers".

John: "Paul is such a fudge packer"
Steven: "No, he dosnt eat dairy, hes a fucken fadge packer!"

by Pond_Scumley December 24, 2007

Corn-packer

A gay Iowan

"I was a corn-packer. And I know that term is offensive. To some people. Because corn-packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." Stephen Colbert responding to Iowa Republican Steve King at House Judiciary Committee about Immigration.

by Morto00x September 25, 2010

Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.

Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

pickle packer

one who packs pickles

porn stars are known to be pickle packers

by Ostrich Cock November 20, 2006

meat packer

a real big penis/dick

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Chatting Packer

When you and your friends/ family are chatting and someone is chatting complete rubbish,...they are chatting packer or chatting'breeze' as some would say. This person is non-stop rabbiting about nothing not interesting and boring.

'' Mate hush your beak and stop chatting packer''

by David Bradley December 3, 2006

fudge packer

a person who packs poo and ships it out to to fertilizer companies.

john + stalion shit + tin can + UPS = fudge packer

by acid bob December 22, 2008