lumber packer

A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board.

Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can.

In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.
"What do you do?"
"I am a lumber packer."
"Here is my daughter. She is yours."
by Мудак February 13, 2017
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a packers fan

A fan of the Green Bay packers when they lose like always.
Your a packers fan
by Y did u blame me for taking ph December 21, 2017
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fudge packer

This word comes from gay men, mostly Gaybe Pier. Men who love to push each others shit in.
After a night of being a fudge packer. Gaybe returned home to push his boyfriends shit in.
by d-snuts October 19, 2004
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fudge packer

another word to say someone is flaming gay and takes it up the ass every night in his mom's basement.
John; Heyyy studd. Wanna go do the dirty deed tomorrow? My mom's not home so we have the whole basement to ourselves.
Billy; If I wasn't such a fudge packer I'd totally reject you.
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poop packer

The little tiny man in side of your bum that packs your poop in the corn to make it whole again. so when you poop it out it comes out the way it went in.
Hey man, I sure ate a lot of corn tonight...them poop packers got their work cut out for them!!!
by TAKS33 February 06, 2009
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donut packer

A police officer. See pig, cop, fuzz, bobby.
I can't believe my tax dollars are funding these donut packers.
by Devin A. December 27, 2003
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fudge packer

A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.
Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 04, 2007
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