Hoes promise

a way of swearing or promising that you are telling the truth

karsyn hoes promise that she didnt put anything in jackies food

by doorant girl June 30, 2008

bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

by disappointed_developer October 8, 2010

Serbian Promise

A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being fullfilled.

(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.

(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".

(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tyre pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".

by DJBlitzkrieg December 27, 2008

Thumb Promise

A sacred vow more powerful then a pinky promise. If it is a girl who broke said thumb promise she is intitled to 40 hours of oral sex upon the person who had the promise brokded. If its between two guys you must chop off either of your nuts for punishment.

dont break thumb promises

by Hello kitty 69 May 8, 2008

Hustlers Promise

The most unbreakable promise IN THE WORLD! If you break this promise you most likely will get shot... no joke dude even try it..

Me: I give you my hustlers promise

dude: ok

me: dude just told me blah blah blah

blood member: u broke da promise BITCH! *bam bam*

by Criggafosho July 5, 2008

pinky promise

when people make a promise by intertwining their pinkys and then kiss their pinky.

i pinky promise i wont cheat on you with your best friend

by C.A.W March 8, 2009

fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.

Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.

by Tker December 16, 2009