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Reverse birthday present

Instead of giving a gift to someone on your birthday, you expect a present instead from them.
atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"
by atareh June 10, 2022
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Presentated

When you present in front of a class... basically saying present but better
Person 1 - did you do your presentation during the last class?
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.
by wawaisgasstation October 27, 2022
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presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.
Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.

"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."
by anonymous September 20, 2022
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Presentate

When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.
"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."
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Poop Chute Presentation (PCP)

Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".
1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.

2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.

3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.
by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021
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sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!
by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011
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State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 14, 2013
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