Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
Dorain the Boss Ross
by Gregkickass March 03, 2021
by secf August 07, 2008
When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
by Nearchow November 23, 2011
The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
by dean, dreas, henndawg and chrislips April 25, 2008
The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.
by Hot Poon March 13, 2020