Patoto

A patoto is a fantasy creature that looks like a sloth. It has the ability to change form, and eats sushi.

"I was walking across the street when a patoto jumped out to attack me"

by Redpandaperson091813 October 16, 2023

2X Petite

not too big and not too little.

What mothers say when they are calling your grandmother through privacy manager.

*The number you have reached as privacy manager, and your call has not yet been indentified. At the tone, please say your name or company you represent and your call will be completed.

*beep*

Mother: It's 2X Petite

*Your call has been completed.*

by marcus025 December 8, 2011

Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.

Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.

by pooblius October 12, 2016

Le petit macaron

Shes more daddy than all the daddies combined. The REAL slim shady. The raddest of the baddest. The cats meow. The main bish. Probably has a bigger package than you.

“Le Petit Macaron? She’s more daddy than Cole Sprouse”

by fevelin.files December 21, 2017

La petite soeur

When you ask for the same bottle of wine/béer/any alcool

Talking to a bartender: can you bring me La petite soeur (the little sister)

by Lamiben December 27, 2018

Adios pelota

When someone booty claps repeatedly on your balls with such force that you end up having to get one removed.

Hey man why were you in the hospital ? Sadly, I experienced the good ‘ol adios pelota last night.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

Peloton Rider

An individual who will never excel or stand out from the crowd. A follower who will always be led by world around him.

Derived from the Tour de France.

You'll always be second best, you "peloton rider."

by Ree August 12, 2005