balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

Pet rocks

pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.

do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.

by #1vscogirl September 8, 2019

Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009

Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.

Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet

by RicePudding May 20, 2016

pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015

virtual pet

a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro

Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO

by hello i like to define things March 5, 2022

pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls May 7, 2018