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Volodymyr Zelensky is a person who wants all the smoke with Russia
by GRANDSON February 26, 2022
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Person C

Originated when I, Tollie, wrote a bunch of conversations on my GJ (randomly). I created Person A and Person B, who are not really all that different and thus have disorders in which they think they have no personalities and they sob all the time. Person C has a personality, however - an awesomely insane one. Person C randomly shouts out "BWAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!" at random intervals whenever it is mentioned. Person C is a role model to many people, including myself.
Tollie: What would be a good name for our band?
Tootles: OMP!!! We should totally name it after Person C as a tribute!!
by Tollie December 30, 2004
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Person of Color

Any person who is not at least 7/8 white aka Indo-European or Caucasian, as long as the other 1/8 does not include black aka Sub-Saharan African. But may include East Asian and/or Native American aka Amerindian.

Any person who is not at least 15/16 white, if the other 1/16 includes black. Although the "one drop" rule includes any black ancestry, it is difficult to enforce after five generations, especially if the black ancestor is not straight maternal.

People of color include blacks, Asians, and Native Americans.
Homer Plessy was 1/8 black and therefore had to use "colored" facilities in the Segregated South. Mr. Plessy was a Person of Color.

Thomas Jefferson's slave concubine was 3/4 white, but since her maternal grandmother was black and a slave, she was also a black slave. The children that she bore with Jefferson were 7/8 white, but they were legally black slaves.

"Color" is rinsed after five generations if it is black and four generations if it is Asian and/or Native American.
by Texas Man August 25, 2016
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person dodger

Someone who says they'll meet up with someone and then doesn't, on purpose.
by erock? December 31, 2005
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Person who pours milk first

They are horrible
Oh no! He is a person who pours milk first!
by Get out you son if a b- May 15, 2019
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Person in Charge

The Person in Charge is the guy that is worshiped and the guy that all applications are sent to.

Any challenges on the Person in Charge must be signed in triplicate by the current Person in Charge.

Challenges on the Person in Charge are fights to the death using only a stapler, ballpoint pen, two erasers, and TPS documents.

Use of the copier goes first to the Person in Charge, followed by the Suckup.
Zealot: Dude, the Person in Charge just laid off Cody!
Employee: Yeah, I know, he shouldn't have cut in front of him for the copier.
Person in Charge: Get THE FUCK back to work before I FUCKING get the stapler!
Zealot: OH SHIT! It took me a week to get the blood off my robes!
by Netmaster2966 June 28, 2011
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person yo-yo

A yo-yo fashioned out of a human. A human on a string.
Billy Joe loves his person yo-yo, it even yelps when you release it!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
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