Dutch Oven 

To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.

Boy: I got you something

Girl: What ?

Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !

Dutch Oven by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Fisher Price Oven 

The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.

Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.

Fisher Price Oven by tokie_kitten January 21, 2011

Vehicular Dutch Oven 

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.

Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.

Vehicular Dutch Oven by nyteacher February 22, 2011

dutch toaster oven 

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.

Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

dutch toaster oven by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012

dung oven 

euphemism for an anus, ass. Used in reference to anal sex

Man, that new chick was freaky and begged for it in her dung oven

dung oven by Country Dick Montana December 4, 2017

dirty dutch oven 

When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.

Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."

dirty dutch oven by dirtydutch416 November 25, 2010

That won't fit in my oven 

Where a person acknowledges some task or achievement as impossible or unattainable.

Gary: Hey Chris, are we hosting next week's party at your house?
Chris: No way, that won't fit in my oven

That won't fit in my oven by Tsinghua December 28, 2011