by midaissmart August 04, 2022
An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast April 30, 2016
by JIMMEDAJIMME December 28, 2021
A person that is an absolute Chad otherwise known as a very cool person that is very annoying when you first meet but once you get to know is very awesome and cool who gets to many girls who is sick and likes the little things in life and loves ramen and also does not have parents
by spaceboyblue12 April 23, 2022
by Lord_superius69 May 13, 2022
A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.
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“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
by BuzzBuzzBitches July 09, 2021