When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"
Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
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I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.
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Can't forget with a unique name. A C'ordell is one of the most honest people you could ever meet. Anyone would be lucky to have him in dere life.
-Love U C'ordell-
Can't forget with a unique name. A C'ordell is one of the most honest people you could ever meet. Anyone would be lucky to have him in dere life.
-Love U C'ordell-
Alysia: "Awe C'ordell ur too sweet"
C'ordell: "I kno jus look at me, I'm irresistible aha"
Alysia: "Aha shut up ur such a loser"
C'ordell: "I kno jus look at me, I'm irresistible aha"
Alysia: "Aha shut up ur such a loser"
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this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
waitress: hi what would you like to order
himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.
waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.
himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.
waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.
by zequimos December 19, 2011
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