optimus prime

The best cut of steak.

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.

by Penishead Bob July 2, 2009

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Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

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To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.

Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!

by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

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Optimist

N. One who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better.

I really am trying to be an Optimist

by ink24 October 10, 2008

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optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

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