octopus

The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.

She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.

by dinoMothaFuckinSaur October 15, 2010

octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

by Downstrike October 8, 2006

octopussy

A particularly nasty vagina often times resembling a deep-sea creature.

Guy 1: Dude how was that chick last night? Was she good?

Guy 2: No way man, she has a total octopussy.

by Trevor is the kewlesy March 9, 2009

octoporn

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

by trust182 January 5, 2008

octopus

1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.

"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!

by shuttershades July 7, 2010

Octopus Sashimi

Best food ever. It is a thin slice of raw octopus, it can be a little chewy but if prepared properly it is a delicacy.

A: What are you eating?
B: Octopus sashimi.
A: I'm uncultured and a chicken, I think it sounds gross.
B: More for me.

by jellybeansftw April 3, 2010

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.

Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.

by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018