trust182's definitions

octoporn

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

by trust182 January 5, 2008

woptimus

Term of endearment for an Italian friend who seems to just propagate every known stereotype against their race as they live and breath.

You: "Hey, Tony! I've always wondered, when you guys get cut, do you bleed marinara?"

Tony: "I'll kill you, ya fuckin douchebag!"

You: "Whoahohoho, take it easy there woptimus!"

Tony: "Fuckin douchebag..."

by trust182 March 17, 2008