Definitions by trust182

woptimus 

Term of endearment for an Italian friend who seems to just propagate every known stereotype against their race as they live and breath.

You: "Hey, Tony! I've always wondered, when you guys get cut, do you bleed marinara?"

Tony: "I'll kill you, ya fuckin douchebag!"

You: "Whoahohoho, take it easy there woptimus!"

Tony: "Fuckin douchebag..."

woptimus by trust182 March 17, 2008

octoporn 

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

octoporn by trust182 January 5, 2008