octoporn 

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

octoporn by trust182 January 5, 2008

Octocorn 

A magical creature; a cross between an octopus and a unicorn. Sometimes known as the Unipus.

Sophie absconded with the octocorn!

Octocorn by Geheorge January 8, 2009

OctoHornarian 

1.Horny Person,Aged 80-89.

2.Eight-Armed eager Sex-Toy.

3.Eight-Armed Sax Player.

Jumping on an OctoHornarian?..Hell no, I don't want to know What that means.

OctoHornarian by RogerZero March 4, 2009

octoponnypussy 

a girl that is stingy in that region of her body

that girl has an octoponnypussy

octoponnypussy by matt May 30, 2003