octoporn 

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

octoporn by trust182 January 5, 2008

Octocorn 

A magical creature; a cross between an octopus and a unicorn. Sometimes known as the Unipus.

Sophie absconded with the octocorn!

Octocorn by Geheorge January 8, 2009

OctoHornarian 

1.Horny Person,Aged 80-89.

2.Eight-Armed eager Sex-Toy.

3.Eight-Armed Sax Player.

Jumping on an OctoHornarian?..Hell no, I don't want to know What that means.

OctoHornarian by RogerZero March 4, 2009

octoponnypussy 

a girl that is stingy in that region of her body

that girl has an octoponnypussy

octoponnypussy by matt May 30, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016