Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.
by Nimrod June 14, 2016

When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Mong is a group of people who origined from Northern China along on the Yellow River, which today is called Shangdong, according to Chinese-Mong scholars and historians were written down. But today, Mong can be find in China, Taiwan, Laos, Vietnam, Thailand, Burma, USA, Canada, Austrialia, Argentina, France, French Guiyana, New Zealand, eles where around the world today. The Mong were one branch of the Chinese because they were Chinese origined before many wars separeted them. For this reason we have an evidence to proof that the Mong were Chinese.
by Anonymous November 7, 2003

"get up out of your mong chariot and stop feeling sorry for yerself.. you've got no legs dont come crawling to me"
by greaseproofbag August 5, 2006

by Jew Mong April 25, 2008

a buddy who reaches a state of drunkeness during a long drinking session where they sit quietly staring blankly into space, dribling and unable to communicate properly.
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine
by pozzy December 31, 2008

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
