OfficialMuscle

OfficialMuscle, an upcoming TikTok/Instagram video creator/ influencer who has grown Massively across all
Platforms reaching millions of accounts, with a total of 14.7 million likes , for his humour and honesty, known for his large traps and upper shelf

The term “OfficialMuscle”would be used to describe someone with large traps ,

Need me those official Muscle traps

by Username93ben August 20, 2021

unofficially official

when something is in the middle

bitch: are you unofficially official with the person
bitch 2: no
bitch: oh no what happened
bitch 2: i died
bitch: rip

by threesomebitch November 17, 2019

seabed official

Seabed Official is a fashion company going public sometime in the year 2033. Currently the exact idea are still not a 100% thought of but we are confident they will hit the ground running within the next few years.

Girl #1: Wow what is she wearing she looks so cool
Girl #2: Of course it’s Seabed Official! What else could it be!
Girl #3: Yeah! Silly me!

by Seabed_official8 April 29, 2020

jrotc officer

The fat fucks who sit around and skip PT. None of them can pass a PFT to save their life

Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event

Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*

by Modere April 28, 2021

Office Ninja

A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.

Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?

Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.

Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--

Manager: What are you two doing?

Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?

Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.

Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?

by eleventy May 18, 2009

Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

officedog

The most irritating person to ever grace the internet. A chronic whiner and complainer who never stops talking.

Do you know officedog? She just won't shut up.

by housecatt March 21, 2010