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office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
by Lolita67 November 4, 2011
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Office Ponce

A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!
Office Ponce
Salesmen /women
Human Resources
Managers
Personal Assistants
Executives
by shank69 April 9, 2012
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Officce

That thing you say when you have fat fingers and texting is difficult
I have fat fingers, so texting is difficult. Can I call you before I have to go into the officce?
by B. Ricky December 12, 2020
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second office

Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.
"Hi Celeste, how are you?"
"I'm sitting here working in my second office."
by Brian Bates April 3, 2008
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Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021
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Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
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