Noun - A contraction of "Cock-gobbler" or "Cum-gobbler" for a woman who performs copious oral sex on multiple male partners (although not neccessarily all at once).
also: verb - to C'obble
also: verb - to C'obble
Dave: Dude, did you hear about Amie? She totally gave head to, like, twelve dudes last night!
Eric: Yeah, that girl is such a C'obbler.
Eric: Yeah, that girl is such a C'obbler.
by DrumSpot5.5 December 13, 2009
Get the C'obbler mug.A 25-year-old indie artist from Omaha, Nebraska that is one of the main founders of Saddle Creek Records, along with other bands such as Azure Ray and Rilo Kiley. Conor Oberst is mainly known for his place in the band Bright Eyes, but also takes part in many other bands...
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BANDS! It's obvious that Conor Oberst is just too hot for those losers. In fact, Conor's image is almost the only reason he has so many fans. Find me a fan of Bright Eyes that IS over 18, and is NOT female, and you will get a cookie. But that's basically meaningless because it's impossible anyways.
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BANDS! It's obvious that Conor Oberst is just too hot for those losers. In fact, Conor's image is almost the only reason he has so many fans. Find me a fan of Bright Eyes that IS over 18, and is NOT female, and you will get a cookie. But that's basically meaningless because it's impossible anyways.
Teenybopper 1 listening to Bright Eyes: "I WANNA LOVA I DUN HAVE 2 LUVVVVV. I WANT A BOI WHOZ SOO DRUNK, HE DOESNT TALK. HEY, WHERZ DA KID WID DA KEMICALZ?"
Teenybopper 2: "LOLS M8, what r u listening 2?"
Teenybopper 1: "dunno, i fnk der name is 'dim eyes'.. i only listen 2 them coz conor oberst is a TOTAL HUNK."
Teenybopper 2: "LOLS M8, what r u listening 2?"
Teenybopper 1: "dunno, i fnk der name is 'dim eyes'.. i only listen 2 them coz conor oberst is a TOTAL HUNK."
by Conor0berst September 14, 2005
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Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.
"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.
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Get the obgervious mug.A whiny and annoying Elliott Smith-wannabe. Comparing this guy with Bob Dylan and Elliott Smith should be considered blasphemy.
by KyLe W. March 29, 2005
Get the Conor Oberst mug.There are a lot of family names out there, but "Obermeir" is one of the better ones out there. Originating from Austria, the name can be diveded into 2 seperate words to retrive meaning. "Ober"=Over, and "meir"=mayor. Over mayor. Many substitutes can be used instead of "meir" such as "awesome", "fucker", or "tits". Which would give you "Oberawesome", "Oberfucker", or "Obertits" respectively. The few individuals blessed with this name are Gods among men.
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