Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid April 29, 2011

Offensive

it doesnt matter djtomb59 cant speel it

when someone wants to spell Offensive they cant because dj is a moron

by woolf mr November 28, 2021

offensive

1. Any joke in 2016.
2. Any comment in 2016.
3. Any sentence in 2016.

1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »

by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016

A super offensive definition

Title

Yep!, this is a super offensive definition here on Urban Dictionary

by Jack Giffin November 09, 2024

offensive malapropism

Misusing a word in a way that could offend someone.

The YouTube comments section is full of offensive malapropism.

by HiThere,ImustBeSexist June 30, 2014

Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009

Offense

Annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult to or disregard for oneself or one's standards or principles.

John: So, I named my dog 5 miles
Adam: Why?
John: So I can say I walk 5 miles
Adam: Clever
John: *goes silent for a minute* But today I ran over 5 miles.
(Lets pretend I defined this word *Offense* Its juss dark humor)

by Sub_To_"Nolea_lol"_On_YouTube October 12, 2020