no offense

'no offense' is something people say before they offend you

no offense but you're dumb, unattractive, unworthy and untalented :)

by lokidokey;) June 10, 2021

Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.

"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."

by Cman33 March 16, 2022

Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”

Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!

by LordSoth June 4, 2019

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009

A super offensive definition

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Yep!, this is a super offensive definition here on Urban Dictionary

by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024

sex offensive

Somebody whose sexual proclivities are so out there that they may offend the general public.

Chris Hoffmann is not a sex offenDER.... He is a sex offensive. He likes smelling women's sweaty behinds .

by TheSexOffensive December 16, 2025

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs

Offensive Cops

by randomkid777 June 17, 2022