Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

Indian Octopus

Where you shove 8 gummy worms (specifically sour) into a girls butthole, then you proceed into anal intercourse. After the girl will blow you off with all the sugar on your dick.

Wow, that indian octopus was sweet!

by Nonextto February 3, 2017

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

The Octopus

When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.

Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.

by Uncle Shonk January 31, 2023

Octopus Zombie

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.

I FUCKING HATE OCTOPUS ZOMBIE

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023

Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.

Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)

by {Player 2} April 3, 2010