A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
Get the Drunk octopus that wants to love youmug. When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further
NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
by Octopus Girl 6not9 May 9, 2018
Get the Octopus Tenticlesmug. Act of a single player scoring a touchdown (qb, wr or rb) and then scoring the subsequent 2-point conversion.
6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.
by Flurb789 November 1, 2020
Get the Octopusmug. The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Octopus deathmug. 1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 27, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Octopusmug. 
I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group
Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out
Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out
by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022
Get the Octopus Groupmug.