Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008
Get the Nursing Home Combo Plattermug. when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.
by jtheis74 December 2, 2009
Get the it's nursing home hot in here!mug. You got the storyline right but the author wrong you fucking prick, This song is originally off of Failure's 1996 release of Fantastic Planet, So stfu you fucking APC fan boy
by blastedXhole November 24, 2004
Get the the nurse who loved memug. idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao
Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.
by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021
Get the shooting up a nursing homemug. A very fat female with hygiene difficulties, often seen eating and rarely walking. This monster moves from hospital to hospital eating whatever food is available from a trough. Best avoided at all costs.
Cor blimey did you see that white south african nurse she took up my entire field of vision from over 30 yrds away!
by navyblue December 6, 2006
Get the white south african nursemug. I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!
by J4ckofhe4rts October 13, 2015
Get the Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)mug. Typically, a women who works as a nurse but also parties and stays out late until the wee hours of the night. Substance abuse and affairs would be considered normal behaviour for a gutter nurse.
Jolene came back to my house last night at 3am and when to work at 6, pretty sure she’s a gutter nurse.
by HaroldWilliams69 October 18, 2025
Get the Gutter Nursemug.